Если в России вы совершенно уверены, что в ближайшее время вас не посадят в тюрьму, значит, вы в ней ужé сидите

Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers (1984)

- You're disgusting! Vile! Horrible! Cruel! Perverted!
— Perverted! Perverted! That is the one I wanted to hear. You've made my day. Perverted! My God, it's nice to know you're appreciated. Believe me, if you weren't a woman I could kiss you for that.